Interview with the Warcasters (Ashlynn d'Elysse)

Ashlynn: Girl on the Run
An interview with the rogue's gallery of the Iron Kingdoms.
by Paulus de Borgia
Columnist

Q: Now that you are the most wanted girl in Llael, how does it feel?
A: Very flattered and flabbergasted! Although, I never thought that this situation would give me such a workout! Look at my abs! Really! They never looked this good even when I was in the Academy. Now I have absolutely no problem looking for people. They come looking for me! Even though when they're not invited. Or is it because I have a price on my head?

Q: What's the party scene being on the run?
A: Well, now its a totally different thing. It used to be all rave parties everywhere, a very busy schedule! But now it's like karaoke night at the local pub. Totally different scene altogether. You know, very folk and rural. But in a nice way.

Q: Seeing that you don't have a permanent address, what's the most indispensable thing on your person now?
A: My collapsible tub! You just couldn't imagine the grime when traveling from one location to the next. A good soak is absolutely heaven!

Q: So what's the hardest thing to get?
A: Toiletries! I know it sounds off, but you try to get a set off Hammonds & Hammonds in Merwyn and look at the lines! Horrendous! I sent my gobber the last time and it took him forever just to get in the door. It makes me wonder about my scents from Ord now that there's traffic everywhere. Very deplorable, that's why I'm trying to set things right again and everything can be back to normal.

Q: Any plans for the future?
A: After all of this, I plan to set up salons in everywhere! Traveling has given me an acute awareness of the hygiene situation in our country. I mean, people can still look fashionable even when they're tilling the fields right?

Uh... Thank you very much.

Ashlynn D'Elysse painting by Paul Borja